DT rants about Nothing

Nothing much to Rant about today.
The usual rants that we could use more numbers and that people could show up slightly earlier so that we could have two games instead of one. No Biggie.

Nice to see the Generalissimo back, and he's lost more weight. It's obvious he's going to need a wardrobe update soon. His shirts are getting way too big for him.

Kyle II dominated again. He's going to be on the all-time, all-star list if he doesn't watch out (I think he's already on it). We need a nickname for him. He almost got 'Samsonited', because Delilah shaved his head and he was suffering for it for 4 innings. He soon broke out of the spell, with a booming homer, deep, deep, deep, over Rugburn's head in the 5th. And then another one soon after. Rugburn cannot be blamed for it, he was deep. He was so far outfield, we could barely see him. He was so far outfield that his throw needed more than 3 hops to hit the relay man, who had already moved to LF to receive the throw. And still Kyle II hit the ball over his head. I think the last time I saw such a raw display of power was when Dan Collison was around. Does that mean we need to make Kyle II take a piss test?

Rickey played 5 innings as shortstop for the TWOs. He wasn't drunk. Neither was DT. DT started the game as all-time due to the odd numbers. And since the Generalissimo was on the ONEs, he took 1st base and let him play short. When the TWOs came on the field, DT decided to stay at 1st, and generously let Rickey play short. Remember, DT is not the same DT as last year. He actually lets other people play short now (refer to the tournament). If DT could give up short to Albert, he can surely give it up to Rickey.

DT's rant will take a short, one week break next weekend, as DT will be in KL. DT would appreciate if Rugburn or Bert or Heidi or Kyle II or ANYONE could provide a blog update for the week. Including scores and minimal commentary. If anyone would like to submit a rant or colour commentary for the game, please do email us at saturdaysoftball AT gmail.com (remove the AT and spaces, replace with '@').

PS. I KNOW that Kyle II contributes to another Blog. I know the address of the Blog. I've read his contributions. So if Kyle II is willing to contribute his philosophy to this blog, he is more than welcome. So is anyone else. Google is my friend. The Internet is my friend. There are no secrets on the Internet.

PPS. BBQ on August 5. Rickey should be sending out an email soon to get the who's who on contributions to the party. Please do reply him, and I will update the blog with who's bringing what.